Tiny Tangerines

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gymleaderkyle:

when your waiter walks by with another tables food

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disneyprincetimothy:

Long before the Maleficent movie, Disney released a hilarious book called My Side of the Story where Maleficent and Aurora both told their respective sides of the story with some great illustrations. Maleficent claims of course she was only looking out for Aurora and Phillip’s best interests, despite those pesky fairies. And poor Phillip is constantly described by both sides as always being a total mess and “smelling like a horse.” (Also Aurora says he has dimples so deep you could ”plant corn in them” and “deep enough to mine for gold.”)

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housewifeswag:

I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.

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lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

It’s hoodie weather for the baby beans

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

It’s hoodie weather for the baby beans

tenghostdads:

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

tenghostdads:

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

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sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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